by 北上の卡酥 (with permission to repost)
i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.
And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it.
are you satan
this is some serious fanfiction shit materiel right here
i can barely speak
idk man haru doesnt look particularly perturbed
also kyoani what the fuck you arent even trying to hide it anymore
logic at its finest
This is stupid though ‘cuz she’s headed for the door. He’s going further into the elevator. Even if the door isn’t open, there’s still a bit of a ledge near the door that you could stand on while bracing yourself against the railing. Once the door opens, you’d be in a good spot to exit via the door as well. What she’s going for is smarter than what he’s doing.
Also she clings to the rail, he throws his hands up. If he were to fall, he’d have nothing to hang on to, she’d at least be able to hold herself up by the rail
Also, solid ground? It’s clearly falling out from under him. There is no solid ground. What he was just standing on fell. What makes him think that what he’s stepping onto (the exact same thing that fell) is any stabler?